without words / blog closed

 

JJ just joking

 After 12 years online,thanks to kb, I just took the joker.  So you guys in Munich, come here for our feast starting tomorrow. Bye.

Thunderstorm ahead in Bavaria end of June, typically for, isn't?

We' ll See how IT bcomes and goes.K

Kind regards,

mil

The Eagle has landed

Dear readers, followers & foolowers, our surfhouse grew in terms of memberships, 

regarding kaihawaii, who didn't become part of up to now, but MI and his big bro LEO, thus together with UR, member of honor, and Commander OS, MA and LE, and me, MO, we are six plus one, seven of us, here in Southern Germany, Bavaria, not far from us_army garnison and the United States Airforce (USAF), to have a sharp eye in that. Thank you to General Bill by this. Thank you, and best wishes in affairs of consulting with UR. I am only a translater, formerly Team- and Management assist. 

This is all private in human affairs. There is neither money nor capital in here likewise stock holders are used to do that way. And also the Huga Huga Looks is all private and privacy is to be respected.

Where do we live? Check Google Earth to find location by analyzing the following picture (or click my profile).

Here we can do go surfing?

What is next? First I need to go to the town hall for information in order to fetch about the how: what is allowed and what is not allowed. Then, a paperwork is to be done. And third, after having run a 7,5 k competition a 10k - run follow next Friday across that bridge.

Luckily my right knee healed and I can go faster again like 45'. Still slow compared with PB is 39' but what else to do? As to delay 226k triathlon mastery in Germany from this to the next year? Where are my advisors? For sure, Andromeda, a true CPT has to know what to do and find set course hisself in private, likewise a CMD has to find in the military, No matter if British or American? The Guard of Honor is greeting you, you my Ascendant, personally. And I warn you: stop controlling US otherwise, Apache and Black Hawk come. Ist that clear now Mam? And the RAF does invade Scotland and Ire, and the only safe place to hide for you deep down in Loch Ness is, as of the Andromeda Ascendant is capable to fly underwater.

Folks, it is tea, but whiskey-time as well. I like Talkamore Dew, Jameson, too, but do prefer Blair Atholl. Like you can buy in Tom's hut not far from the Spot up the river. Single malt you get in Thuisbrunn at ELCH-BRAEU Like for Always, for sure. Thus, give all you can IRONMAN. In affairs of triathlon, surfing and whisky-drinking. Do not drink plain Beer,  Alec Guinness' Guinness. A pint is too less, do combine with deep throat after made out of Captain Morgan, mostly. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. Bye for now? No! Not yet folks, Not yet. But cheers, onto Englands Victory in Europiean Football Championships UEFA EURO 2024 & see you in both Glücksmühle and Glücksburg.K ind regards, to wherever you are. Even if in down under. And for sure, the Eagle has landed. In 1969, of course. Thus, veterans are warmly welcome, but not so kaihawaii. ;)

Have fun in training and in competition swim, Bike, run and respect the rules of fairplay, sportmanship, fortrigthness, e.g. , respect context and cultural identies of us all for all humankind. Thank you. And thank you. Yes, really, thank you, thank you thank you thank you. And thank you, AA, too. For your presence, reading and overstanding intelligence and apeacement. Ty. 

Cheers, Trimichi (=AT: MO), also known as Commander Michel in the world wide web (the Internet/www). Do not hestitate and use comment function. 

Sincerely, yours.

Baumgartner, Kai (kaihawaii) spann

 Hello, wir sind: die Huga-Huga Looks

Und Kai Baumgartner (dieser wichtige, der wentige Wichd im Indanedd) darf eben NICHT mitmachen.

P.S.: Hehe. Hehe. He. Hehehehehehe? Ne. Anti-Baumi, Kai Hu-Hu Gaga Schlachtgesang 

Grund: dieser Typ will ein Bambushäuschen aufbauen auf nem Strand von Tahiti im Rahmen der Olympischen Spiele in der Disziplin Surfen. Von dort spannt er dann mit seiner Weitwinkelkamera? Das vermutlich nicht, aber dann, nach dem die Surferszene aus dem Naturschutzgebiet und von dem Strand dort wieder nach Hause sind, soll dort ein mehrstoeckiges Luxushotel entstehen so wie das auf Fuerte.

Was meinen wir dazu als Hu-Hu Huuligang? Dazu aldo das obige Video nur mit Sound wie man gegen diesen fiesen Fugger und seinen Anhang (Radio, Journalisten, bestochene Politiker:innen, gedopte Sportler, Sauklauen, Tunichtgute, und Querburner wie Arschfaltenschwurbler und Nasebohrer:innen usw.) protestieren kann. Mit Kai als Leitpferd, Leitwolf und auch als das leitende Schlafschaaf? 

Geh' mal kacken!

Viel Spass beim Reinhören in unsern Surferinnen- und Surferclub, 

wir sind die Huga-Huga-Looks, bei uns kommt nicht jeder rein oder darf mitmachen. Und falls er doch wieder kommt teeren und federn wir diesen Wichtling von Gichtgnom, und stopfen ihn dann an der Wand aus wie einen Rotfuchs als sabbernder Octopussyclown, bevor wir ihn dann in vier Teile zerknuellen, um das Arschfaltenpapier hinunterzuspuehlen.

MA, LE, Kommandant OS, ich als der Schriftfuehrer MO, sowie Ehrenmitglied UR vdL. 

Letztere darf uns gerne unterstützen. Um Kai, ja, diesen knickrigen Knauser, Aemleuchter, geldgeilen Mießling, Fiesling, ach, es fehlen mir die Worte für so ein plattblattrigen Teebaum im Format eines geistigen Elefanten mit Erbsenhirn!

Auch als Choreograph:in eines Danceclubs wie Die Huha-Bubba Bubblegums oder die Huga-Hugas.

Wir machen: 

- Pirates of the Caribbian mit Beamer gucken

- Biertrinken und Grillen in der Stichstraße (Sackgasse)

- Cocktails

- Skaten, BMX, Surfen und MTBiken

und eben auch Badminton, Federball, Indiaka oder Volleyball, Voelkerball oder Tischtennis, Curling und Eisstockschießen, Schneeraeumdienst und figure-skating im Winter ggf. , sowie ggf. mit Glühweinausschank an der mit Schnee gebauten oder improvisierten Minibar, sowie Schneeballwerfen, Schneekugelrollen, fachmännischer Iglubau mit Tunnel je nach Schneelage usw., wie natürlich auch Softball im Winter, oder Eishockey, Hockey im Sommer, Einradfahren in Kombination mit Jonglieren both in Summer and in Winter mit drei Baellen; nur nicht Golfen, sowie überdies:

- Formationstanzen (daher der Name der Huga Huga Looks...-  unser "Kommander" OS hatte Mist gemacht) 

und natuerlich

- Präzisionsbohren (Nase) :)

Wir machen das nicht:

- staenkern (bullying)

- belästigen (harassment)

- Etikettenschwindel (labeling)

- Müll hinterlassen

- Currywurst mit Pommes essen

- Kai Baumgartner (a ka kaihawaii) in unseren "Huga-Huga" Club aufnehmen

Es sei denn: Kai, der wentige Wichd, ein winselnder Erbsenclown - nix klaun - vor Gott und im Indanedd verzichtet auf den Aufbau des Surferturms auf Tahiti. Und Bora Bora geht gar nicht.

Bei den heiligen Ringen von Betaset und dem Arschgeweih unserer allerliebsten Annalena B. im AA wir schwören das ist alles wahr.

Gez.: MO wie Mogli / over, und nicht Mongolei

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Verantwortlich im Sinne des Mediendienste Staatsvertrags §12 (oder war das §6?) ist der Michi. Also der Michi from the block und nicht from the blog. A ka Trimichi. So wie Jenny from the block. ... :)

1. ALTER

2. STRG

3. DELETED 

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Antigrav = on / Andromeda roger

And out.

A change of the paradigm?

Dear readers, dear followers all over the globe, dear Sirs, 

first of all let me mention of this blog and my home-page: www.michael-lorenz.com/wp is listed in the United States of America (USA) said to ne aa unsecure domain. Second, the German_gov is using my sites' contents "in order to regain values and prestige in the international internet to stabilize Germany's position in the world wide web [e.g. of security, stability and safety INT]". Is it mere bs on here or what is it? What about values in the internet? Like cheating, faking, lying, distortion, stealing IDs by eagerness, envy and big Ego - for heaven's sake - for equality of course? But where is the counterpart like authenticity, selective authenticity, truth, sportmanship, competition, concurrence, courage, discipline and fairplay? On here? What and where are the rules in the Internet? Dirceted by MI? Or what? Everthing is allowed, but nothing is possible? Likewise a fat, unemployed human that is a moviestar that climbed on the top, Mt. Everest for sure, and for what, as of no MIMIMI, equal rights and justice? For sure? For sure such a person has to slide all the way down like the man did on his own crap and shitted on the houses' roof for that purpose before. What a long tracks of shit! To copy style is allowed, and really, suckers are plenty, too many that it seems like copying is the only true art, besides of the profound production of mere bull shit, nowadays, in the internet.

Thus, 3rd, those who can read are in the advantage. Likewise fathers - here in Germany it is fathers' day today and all men hike around with lot of beer - and sons, uncles, auntys, mothers and daugthers, dear triathetes, Ironmen, managers, consulters, athletes, bureaucrates, business-men, stock holders and so fourth here in Europe, especially in Germany, sure but also in France, or Great Britain, Italy, Switzerland and Austria and so fourth, but also transatlantic and transpacific, in the United States and Autralia, Canada, South Afrika and Guadeloupe, Cambridge, Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch, no matter where, this is still Trimichi, a cosmopolitan, just like Jenny, but Michi from the block.

Well, we all had had to undego a great development in our sports, that is widely known in develpement in constructions especially in areodynamics, but also in races' sizes and formats, like e.g. mixed-sprint relay became popular on TV or the latest great success of the company of IRONMAN having splitted the world championships in a two year circle (Nice and Hawaii). 

 

This is the most best advanced developement. Helmet (an not so Hamlet ... :D) has white slats on its surface in order to create minimized laminar flow resistance.

Hello again also to those, who switched of and returned to a new area, an area of triathlon without the internet. In America it is slowtwitch, here it was 3athlon (namegiver of this blog, but not only) and then the triathlon-scene page, most biggest internet-communities in Europe and most of activity by an amout of 15000 members. But what for? Having found a true challange in international research at university, at Hagen, the German top university likewise Harvard is in America, approved by representatives of the German Association for Psychology (DGP), that is the aquivalent of the American Psychological Association (APA), well, what to do? Let´s make a pilots single choice question out of it, the solution is the motiv on the last picture. Like triathlon research is open for anyone. Anyone can do, everything is possible.

Thus, what the hell should someone do if both a triathlete and researcher (or a student in his best years)?

A) follow the dictum of the b3-rule, of course: bicylcle, bed and bathroon. In order to be easy, creativ and innovative, relaxed and powerful, sober-minded and slept well.

B) using "posing, porn and triathlon", the dictum of old school values and interests, as of ideas are ideas, but stuff has to be sold like time-trial suits, helmets, shoes, nutrinations and all the merchandizing has to be balanced and, instead of the English dress code might indicate like a suit sells sex sells even more to the stock exchange holders balance is fine.

C) Well, well: do the the letters LMAA tell you anything? L..k my arse of you all? Is this familar to you, isn't it?

Here we go as of core values of triathlon are not posing, showing off, or likewise suits and sex sells! Likewise a peacocks feathers that look excellent but make the animal unable to fly. So what is it, meanwhile, as of the internet? A big circus of hens and roosters making "gag gag gag" and "kikeriki" all night long? Just forget, the community is fed like "foreign feathers do not grow back." To finish a 10k-run in 55 Minutes with all that stuff like Garmin-watch, compression socks, gore-tex, functional wear etc. pp. is not having finished a swim bike run - competition 226k, is it? Woe betide you! Suckers, imitators and foolowers! Kind regards to Russia by the way, Moskau, St. Pete and Novo. As well as to the Pinas, or in China, Columbia and California, Chihuahua and even Michoachan - not so Acapulco and Cuba - where all the smartphoners (handy is short for handcarchief) use triathlon and sport applications (long word for the short word app, like "app app app" coming from apes behaviour like "gag gag gag" coming from hens') are spread like virus' outbreak, are located, too. So where is Kai Baumgartner, Arne & Jörn Dyck or Dan Empsfield with a true Kikeriki! Or an Ahihihiaaah! Where? 

Arrrgghhhhh! See you in training and competitions? Or what? Multiple choice question with X solutions out of three? Is it all correct? Are it? Or is there a fourth the correct answer? Like a syaing for e.g. like

D) home f..king is killing prostitution like drafting is share hold the value?

 

 

 

 Of course, not so. E is the true answer: hang lose (here in Sweden closely to a lake the area of Stockholm).

No matter how no matter where, remember when you started, think of all who need assistance and guidance, help and support, like the most best things are 4 free, e.g. the internet. Above all, do not forget what is most important: life. 

KEEP CALM & LOVE LIFE

Bye.

 

Sweet home Bavaria...- where the skies are so blue & white.

 

Time came, time went by and me? Still there? Still there. Well, all I can say is that I am a triathlete.

Having found a true home in Germany in the South, Bavaria, especially Franconia is ideal for endurance sports. Having left all that business' behind it is time to get busy in affairs of triathlon, is it? Like so many retired. To find fun in hobby again? 

Here you can go running in summer and skiing in winter.

Anyway, it are strange times and it is not of disadvantage to be be fit, swim bike run. May be I do install after-burner into my bike below the saddle, hyrdogen-tank in the frame. ;) 

Hopefully I can report about sport again the next posts the blog was constructed and made for in its origin. Thus, a fifth value hasto be added, imho:

5. Triathlon clears your brain of everyday worries and the thoughts of monetary monsters.

Sincerely in sports and with finest regards to the sport.

Bye.

 

at special disposal

Well now, 

having found my peace, academic degree, challenges in life and sport after, adventures, too, and being glad to know having good, few friends here in Germany, happily healthy, and rather fit both bodily and physically, financially independend and almost recovered from injury, I can live in secured poverty as a 49 yrs old male. 

Take a close look! There are two main-trends in Germany. First, many people of my age are ready, ready to die. That doesn't mean they seek death, but they are satisfied with life and if death comes tomorrow they do not mind. Life in Germany became hard for Germans, cold, almost no warmth, robotlike. More and more, thus Germans are not used to such a kind of life having very little gladness in life, only, like Americans are used to since the middle of the 90ties at the latest. Second, a huge amount of people this country here does start writing books. Stories that stem from life, memoirs, others simply do start write about a little truth they found out, even more, by putting these three, experience, knowledge and truth together.

 

 Do I have to look like a robot telling the truth?

 

Do I? No. Not so. No, I don't.

No need to write books or work like hell in order to live robotlike like so many do transatlantic. Not only. Even in Spain, nowadays. And for what? Money, status-symbols, recognition in order to show prove of being wealthy like somehow like: Hey there and look! Have a look at my new electric car! E.g.. Sorry, this is hooked to stone-age, and me, as an academic, as a graduated psychologist it is easy to make this prove. We do not need to show off in order to present and defend our self and thus place in the social hierarchy, we do not need "to breed", reproduction and offspring, and most tricky, we do not need all that human pettiness. No need! To show off being sexy and status and to prove being someone special in affairs of individuality is style like 10000 years in the past but being put to the world wide web (internet) moreover. Puh! This really sucks. What to do? Well, actually I wanted to travel around the world. Check out my new blog related on here (right upper corner). To leave that human pettiness, let's call it like this, all behind.  Having found a good home here in Germany, I feel like I never have done a triathlon. Having found peace it is like to start at zero. In affairs of triathlon. Let's see what season brings triathlon-boom after? Triathlon became expensive. Inflation is hard to overcome. Maybe I have to give 'em a lesson by low-budget thrumbs luxury? 

Well, there is something new a third category of people here in Germany. Those, who totally deny anything: total objectors. And rigthly so. No need to engage in jobs to finance weapons and weapon industries, no need to go abroad for other peoples' advantages and wallets, no need for huge consum as of climate-catastrophee, but low-budget. When Thomas Hellriegel won the IRONMAN world-championships on Hawaii 1997 the first time as a German and military champion, Normann Stadler and Faris Al-Sultan followed, and when Sebastian Kienle 17 years later did so, Jan Frodeno and Patrick Lange followed, well, after 17 years on tri, me, who started swim bike run in 2006, today, anno 2024 I can understand champions' wordings, despite of the fact of never being fast enough to start and make good result on Big Island. 

Much more better than to follow that the two new mega-trends in society and all that mind-sets does sound the following:

1. It is a privilege to do triathlon (Tom Hellriegel). 

 

2. Triathlon is the most hardest way of easy living (Sebi Kienle). 

 

3. You can't buy happiness, but you can do triathlon and that is even much more better (the unknown triathlete).

 

Living in America you might like to add a 4th saying, nowadays in Germany as well? 

 

4. Triathlon is a post-apocalyptical survival skill. 

 

For sure, it is. We will see how it comes. Of course it isn't of disadvantage to be fit and Baltic Sea Man ahead this year in 2024, long-distance competition, not only open for policemen, soldiers of any kind of weapons' category (SF e.g.) and for civillians, too, ty. Anyway:

 Do not worry America - the moon is always above you.

 

Sure, life is hard, esp. if one needs to be fit in order to be fit for being fit nuclear strike after. ;)

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Donnerstag, 1. Februar 2024

 

click next for GOTO https://mobeurope2024.blogspot.com/ for  FULL TEXT & pictures

link: 17000k along Jbel Toubkal to the Northern Cape and back or 17 countries by bike

 

Hey folks,

today on here (the internet) time came to introduce a new project.

(...)

new season ahead: OstseeMan 2024

Having had to pause triathlon this season as of an injury it looks like it is all fine again with my health. Therefore, my training has started - a little overmotivated the last week - with 16:22h added the three disciplines thus in sum. 

What to write? 

It will be tough, and a well tempered or good balanced, sturctural approach is necessarily needed. Like makro- meso- and even microperiodisation. Now, well, 1st of November that is a holiday after Helloween in Germany called "Allerheilligen", bike kilometers' counter is at 431 after 1 1/2 week with a 140k 7:07 h min trip today.

 

this is me a selfie when training, checking where wind is coming from :D

We will see how it goes, reregistered for OstseeMan (OM), a 226k race in Glücksburg 4th of August 2024, with a holidays planned after in Scotland, including a swing-by in Cambrigde to visit a friend, who is a professor there. Thus, I am not yet sure to go to Glückburg with time trial or gravel-bike, as of the loadings to my car (AUDI) are limited.

For November there is a focus on biking in romatical Franconia in so-called Indian summer, due to the cloures of the leaves and the sunlight rather late this year.

 

Stay well and enjoy your sports.

season cancelled - sabbatical ahead

Having had to cancel ISRAMAN as of injury and the flu, now I had had some troubles again and needed to be checked in affairs of health, mentally as well. All fine, but this took time again and for what to push oneself to the edge? As an amateur. What for? Sport ought to make fun. And military discipline in training and competition is something else.

 

Out of service.

Meanwhile, aged 48, it dosen't make sence to compete for the podium this year in AG45-49. Next year much more better the AG50-54 first time. Transfere slot OSTSEEMAN was successfully from this to next year 226k in Glücksburg. Thus, time for feet up, time to recharge batteries, time for unforced training or a sabbatical like triathletes say.

More over bicycles became status symbols, bike wear is more important than performance, how funny, and bike-packing become mainstream, unfortunatelly. Sure I am a triathlete, for 15 years meanwhile, having finished eight IRONMAN-competitions, Roth, Frankfurt, Züri and even Nice, but how do I look? Neither I do offend myself a carbon gravel-bike for 6000 bucks, nor I look alike Tour de France - starter with time trial helmet sitting on a heavy electro-bike even. 

So for the next year I go for the podium, a ranking within 1-3 in Glücksburg the Age-Group of 50-54. And as of the mainstream, well, ok, this is just ok, bike-packing and ebiking, but really, good for peoples' health and self-eestem. Hard to look like a mainstreamler, but what to do? Just let them. Leave people like they are.

Looking forward to training and competition the season 2024!

Injury: Israman cancelled, Baltic Sea Man (OstseeMan) ahead

 

Having had to cancel triathlon-competion in Eilat, Israel, late in January, now I am fit again and ready for to focus training onto OstseeMan (OM), swim bike run yes, but early in August in Germany, German Mastery in Glücksburg again. 

 

 

Germany: German mastery 2022 - one can see me in the last row at the start - this year again.

 

 

Big ty to both EL AL and orga-team of Israman especially for the money refounds - due to a rather servere flu and overcoming pain in my shoulder (technical defect rear gears, uphill, gears broke, fell into the back wheel, fell off onto my shoulder, walked to railway-station in cold rain, had to wait, took the train, rather full of people, and got sick, only laying one and a half weeks in the horizontal was possible, no training for 3,5 weeks at all!), well, weather became partly better. 

 

Thus, training on bike is possible again, swimming, too, and by this "opportunity" macrocycle in training I did switch from European rhythm to Hawaii'ian system, with begin of training 1st of January in the sheets and sheduls (time tables) - and not like before with 1st Monday in November by a 50k bicycle-ride (like Miguel Idurain did). Furthermore, as of a two month shift of the start of the new season from 11th to 1st month of the season, well, for what to fly to the Canaries if training on bicycle can be done at home on warm days? Pictures shows training in the year of 2017 on Fuerteventura, Espania in April and on Lanzarote eight days each,all inclusive slightly below 1000 EUR. And today? Having had a focus on the third discipline. Outdoors, of course.

 

 

Training on the Canaris 2017 on Fuerteventura on MTBs together with a good friend

Training on the Canaris on Lanzarote 2019, here in functional wear hiking across the Island

 

 

 Picture in training the year of 2023 at home, Bavaria, Germany, on racing-bike.

 

Having done a lot of run-training, test races are scheduled in Kallmuenz (21, 095 k in April and 1,5 - 42 - 10k in May; Rothsee-Triathlon not yet registered. ) in preperation for main triathlon-competition in August 226k race OstseeMan (Gluecksburg). Last year I was ranked 128th. This year at German mastery a Top-100 result is possible? Will be tough! 

 

Race-list complete like the following, as a liscensed athlete this year again at dtu ERDINGER aktiv TEAM:

C - prio / April 15th: 21,098k Kallmünz full half-marathon

B - prio / May 27th: short-distance 1,5 -42-10 k in Kallmünz

C - prio / June 11th: 2,00 k swim at and in Brombachspeichersee

B - prio / July 9th - sprint-distance 0,3 - 20 -5 k in Hersbruck [1]

(Middlefranconian Championships this year)

A - prio / the week-end of  August 6th/7th OstseeMan full-distance 3,86 - 180,2 - 42,195 k in Glücksburg (German Mastery in military, police & DTU [German Triathlon Union])

further, if on demand:  Moritzberglauf, KLK Landkreislauf/Relay, Leiburger Kirwalauf, Laufer Altstadtfestlauf (in May and in June)

 

 

 

Have fun in training and competition and RACE HARD.

 

[1] race last year (4 min movie), nice to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqWYDTtSUL0&t=189s